Ola Borten Moe gets his own cheerful ditty – while Austrheim defies the report and pushes ahead with nuclear power
There's something quintessentially Norwegian about writing a cheerful ditty about a member of parliament. Not a nasty song, but rather a humorous number with a sideways glance, sung at rural gatherings or over a beer at the local pub. Now Ola Borten Moe has his very own – just as the nuclear power debate heats up for real in Western Norway.
Because while rumours of A cheerful ditty about Ola Borten Moe spread through political corridors, out in the coastal municipality of Austrheim, they're refusing to follow the script. A fresh report – which few have read with any joy – concludes the obvious: it will be difficult, expensive and time-consuming. But what did Austrheim do? They stuck their noses in the air and answered: We're carrying on anyway.
When Borten Moe gave nuclear power the cold shoulder
Let's take a quick step back. Ola Borten Moe, the former oil and energy minister from the Centre Party, went through a period where he practically had to grip the edge of the table to keep from laughing at nuclear power enthusiasts. In several interviews, his tone was ice cold: too expensive, too slow, too complicated. He preferred to bet on renewables and Norwegian hydropower – a safe, old‑fashioned line that went down well with many.
But then something happened. The energy crisis, electricity prices that got people riled up on the Storting's speaker's rostrum, and a realisation that the sun doesn't always shine and the wind doesn't always blow. Suddenly, nuclear power didn't seem so silly after all. Still, many are left with the feeling that the man who could have got the ball rolling ten years ago instead chose to look the other way.
"A real dose of cold water" – but Austrheim isn't listening
Commentators in one of the country's largest newspapers have described the situation as exactly that: a real dose of cold water. The report that came out last week didn't exactly trash the plans, but it gave them a proper dousing. Cost estimates running wild, challenges with waste management, and a time horizon stretching far beyond the next election cycle.
Yet when a local broadcaster made the trip to Austrheim, the answers were surprisingly clear. The mayor shrugged and pointed to local enthusiasm. "We will continue with our nuclear power plans", was the message. Businesses in the region are cheering. This is no longer about what a report says, but about building something new – regardless of what those in Oslo might think.
- Local companies see dozens of full‑time jobs in research and services.
- Property tax can be stabilised over time – something that lets homeowners breathe a sigh of relief.
- And then there's the cheerful ditty about Ola Borten Moe, which, according to local lore, is exactly about this contradiction: The man who first said no, and then maybe yes – while the village had already started digging.
"Should have started the job long ago"
On the business pages of the media, the tone is different. There, most write that nuclear power should have started the job long ago. The point is that every day we wait, the next decade becomes even more expensive. And when even Germany regrets its nuclear phase‑out and France doubles down, Norwegian hesitation looks petty.
Ola Borten Moe has since tried to moderate his stance. He has said he was never "principally opposed", only practically doubtful. But the cheerful ditty now being sung in small groups in Western Norway pokes fun at precisely this: "Ola said no, Ola said yes, Ola said maybe – while Austrheim built anyway."
And that's probably where we stand today. Reports come and go. Politicians flip‑flop and call it "new assessments". While out in the municipalities, where people actually need electricity and jobs, they take matters into their own hands. Austrheim has already started talking to technology suppliers. The plans are no longer on the drawing board – they are becoming reality.
Maybe the cheerful ditty about Ola Borten Moe will end up as just a footnote in history. But right now, with nuclear power back on the agenda, it's the small local heroes leading the way. And that's worth a song – or at the very least, a good, long feature story.